Bumbling

Once upon a time lived Ced, the geen.

This geen was green and mean. Folks, his attitude was altitude.

Ced was born under a frog pond. Ced says, "That's what we call the ghetto if you know what I mean." I really don't know what he means exactly but he was at least born underneath a frog pond, whatever that means.

In other words, he was below Frogity (not to be confused with poverty).

He was below frogity because he was born and raised just inside a trailer below those dang little quirky frogs underneath that dang little pond, man.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, that was so long ago.

Folks, Ced is no Fred. Ced is his own. Ced has attitude for altitude. Ced is also a dreamer. I am sure you can identify with that, with him. If you can't relate to him at all then I pity you and your poor old soul.

Now, folks, I still would like to tell you more about Ced, the wonderful saga to his bumbling life. There are so many exciting things to shout out from the rooftops about.

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